You have set on me but you are not the sun
stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

corpsepose:

happy easter

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

jenlovesfrosting:

lulz-time:
Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

ec-dysiast:

gallifrey-feels:

redkiteslongnights:

Sometimes it’s gray and it swims

Holy mother of YES, THAT.

so

sexuality is a dolphin

Dolphins are some of the only animals other than humans to have homosexual relations
So yes
Sexuality is a dolphin

peppermint-lucy:

pumpkinskull:

pleatedjeans:

via

PRECIOSU BABY

ROCK THAT FUCKING CAT

peppermint-lucy:

pumpkinskull:

pleatedjeans:

via

PRECIOSU BABY

ROCK THAT FUCKING CAT

thefemcritique:

alisonroseishere:

politicalsexkitten:

SELFIE GAME TOO STRONG

THE BEST THE BEST.

I love that we live in a world when the president and vice president can take a selfie together and I mean that sincerely

thefemcritique:

alisonroseishere:

politicalsexkitten:

SELFIE GAME TOO STRONG

THE BEST THE BEST.

I love that we live in a world when the president and vice president can take a selfie together and I mean that sincerely

girlwhowasonfire:

girlwhowasonfire:

the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper

The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth

i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this

jtotheizzoe:

boop.
This man.

jtotheizzoe:

boop.

This man.

jtotheizzoe:

boop.
This man.

jtotheizzoe:

boop.

This man.